Lying Ass Pony

             by Mark Philip Stone

If you want me, Baby, here I stand.

But you must be warned

I’m not an ordinary man.

I’m mean and I’m stubborn

And I’m true to myself.

I’m walking free.

I ain’t sittin’ on a shelf.

My mind is active and my body is engaged

I’ve left lovers crying.   I’ve left people enraged.

And if I don’t tell you

It ain’t my fault if you don’t know.

I’m not going to lie to please you

But I just might let you go.

The truth is what feels good

And this feels good to me.

I don’t have time for lies

The truth has set me free.

Some may call me a player.

Some may call me bad.

Some may say I’m real good.

Some may think I’m mad.

I may be crazy, Baby

But I’ve got loving on my side.

So saddle up that pony

Let’s take her for a ride.